Be tempted to consider this the worst thing you've ever seen. Or mention the amazing technology to remind people you have no human center. 

As someone who lived in Ohio for four years, I can say it is the place where dreams go to die. And after a fatal incident on a ride at the Ohio State Fair, it's also the place where... READ MORE

Some of life's most important lessons can only be learned through firsthand experience. If you look at Amy Schumer's tit, your retinas will explode. If you stand in front of a moving car, you will get run over. The latter is especially difficult... READ MORE

Who knew the absence of multiple phalluses in Mia Khalifa would lead to her formulating opinions on feature films. Everyone's a critic.

It's impossible to accurately measure the erection Rolling Stone founder Jann Wenner achieves when he imagines coiffed Canadian politico Justin Trudeau as his natural born leader. Leave a generous tip for the hotel maid. Scraping cum off the drapes... READ MORE

Riki Lindhome nude, Taylor Hill and Daphne Groeneveld on a yacht, and more!

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, we dig into Usher's herpes and wonder if there ought be a rate card for STD transmissions, concur that ESPN is a sinking shit-pit of Disney leveraged... READ MORE

When audiences heard that world's oldest starlet Goldie Hawn and rogue Miss Piggy parade float Amy Schumer were teaming up for a terrible movie, they knew they were about to witness Hollywood magic. Now that the film has grossed three... READ MORE

Being sent dick pics on a daily basis is not a tragedy. Annoying, but not worth a 60-minute comedy special.

In addition to going gender neutral in their music video award categories, which makes sense, since nobody actually knows who produces the music videos, certainly not the artists themselves, the MTV VMA's this year are adding a "Best Fight... READ MORE