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Gina Rodriguez Masturbation Absolution

July 28, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Priests have screwed up whole generations of Catholics, telling girls they should feel guilty for tickling the taco all while luring their male classmates into the confessional for a diddle.

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This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute Features Anatomic Blonde Charlize Theron (VIDEO)

July 28, 2017 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

 

Charlize lezzes out with Sofia Boutella, Girls rides off into the sunset, and the rare Meryl Streep nude scene, all in this week's Mr. Skin Minute!

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Tara Reid Goddess In Gold

July 28, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

This Thursday Tara Reid took to the red carpet to slam last week's h8ers (re: me) in a revealing see-through gold dress complete with bologna pasties and a thong. What exactly is revealed? Boobs that are breathtakingly asymmetrical by about four... READ MORE

Robert Pattinson Pilfering Porn Dealer

July 28, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Say what you want about Robert Pattinson, but I’ve got to hand it to him. When his lesbian girlfriend cheated on him in broad daylight, he at least had the cojones to dump her ass. 

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What Happened

July 28, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

As a general rule, don't create a title for a controversial project that an eight year old can easily mock. Like Pol Pot's 'My Special Garden' or Stalin's 'Siberian Dreams'. Hillary Clinton isn't in a category with either of... READ MORE

Rick Ross Keeps It Real

July 28, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Rick is dead set on proving his macho street cred after a couple of pussifying incidents involving his former work as a correctional officer.

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Delta Sigma Thetas Getting It On

July 28, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Female empowerment campaigns will inevitably twist into bikini shows. Only in the movies do powerful male bankers have literal dick measuring contests, but if they could, more would in real life. 

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Claudia Romani Beach Bosoms and Shit Around the Web

July 27, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

 

Georgia Fowler topless, the top ten pause button moments, and more!

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Kim K Has Third Baby On The Way

July 27, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

After two kids Kim is realizing the stresses of pregnancy are for the poor and underprivileged. Surrogacy is in. That or her lower half couldn't handle the strain of a child and her gelatin filled trash bag ass. 

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Angeline Jolie Martyrs Like No Other

July 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hollywood loves to dole itself out awards. Save for the most honest categories. Like biggest martyr. Literally everybody's in contention. But Angelina Jolie likely slides in for the win.

 

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