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We Got the Olympics, Fuck Yeah!

August 1, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The International Olympic Committee checked the second set of books it keeps in the floor safe, evaluated the fact that smartly run cities were dropping out of future bidding, and gave the 2024 Olympics to Paris and 2028 to... READ MORE

Mayweather/McGregor Fight No Sell Out

August 1, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The demographic interested in the fight knows how to illegally stream it while split screening Xvideos at the same time. Interracial violence is just a few free ad-sponsored clicks away in YouTube cops vs. BLM compilation videos.

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Kim Zolciak Pulling Back Her Puppies

August 1, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kim Zolciak has made a dramatic step toward privacy and personal boundaries. Henceforth, she is no longer sharing the lives of her dogs on social media. Her daughter's vagina and son's gaping surgical wounds still obviously ripe for public... READ MORE

Bumbums in Boy Shorts and Shit Around the Web

July 31, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

India Westbrooks see-through, Madison Pettis all grown up, and more!

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Paris Jackson Home Alone With Macaulay Culkin

July 31, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Celebrities and decent parenting are water and oil. Who better to give godfather duties to than a child star who Michael Jackson once shared a bed with.

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Kris Jenner Bikini Terror

July 31, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Kris Jenner's uterus has spent decades working overtime as a whore Pez dispenser. Now it's this whore's turn to be in the spotlight. Jenner looks like a beach-ready Hulk in a new picture posted to Khloé Kardashian's Instagram. With... READ MORE

Kate Beckinsale Stalker Arrested, “Overzealous”

July 31, 2017 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Anyone with eyes and a working dick can see that Kate Beckinsale is a highly fuckable actress. But did you know that she's also highly stalkable? Read on to find out. Forty-five-year-old romantic Terry Lee Repp was arrested this weekend... READ MORE

For $25, Kendall Jenner Will Feed You Unmarked Ads

July 31, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Capitalism is an all or nothing kind of religion. Any attempt to categorize certain money grubbing enterprise as shameless whoring, is a condemnation of the whole system. You can't believe only half the miracles in The Bible.

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Miss Cleo Resurrected For Video Game Lawsuit

July 31, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

In the year 2017, they're suing Grand Theft Auto Vice City, a game that released in 2002. I have no idea where they've been, but the world is currently two generations of PlayStations past their current problem.

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Lady Gaga May Be Forced to Rat on Kesha

July 31, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You're in something of a pickle when you're a woman who talks about rape, sings on top of burning pianos about rape, and you're called to testify in a court case involving your friend who made false rape allegations.... READ MORE

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