Point me to the rule book of what animals we care about and which ones we don't. Especially if the outrage is for a shark that would have eaten you if given the chance.

Ariel Winter booty gallery, Dioni Tabbers & Valerie van der Graaf lezz out, and more!

Sofia has chosen to donate 10% of sales to impoverished women in foreign lands to start businesses. The women don't actually get to keep the money, it provides capital for loan allowances. It wasn't hard enough to live on... READ MORE

On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast, we wonder aloud how women get a free pass on blatant sexism, track down Lady Gaga hiding behind her rape culture GOJF card, insist dead Ronnie James... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian wears shorts belonging to a lesbian veteran who's seen better days while out and about with half sister and full prostitute Kendall Jenner. Kardashian completes the fashion-forward look with a see-through top that tells the world: "For money I will... READ MORE

Our long national terminally fishy twat nightmare is over. Joanna Krupa and Brandi Glanville have settled Krupa's defamation suit against Glanville for going on Andy Cohen's show and insisting reliable sources told her Krupa's vag smelled something wretched. Followed... READ MORE

Dying sucks. Not because you don't know where you're going after you die, but because family members still won't stop bugging you in the afterlife.

Sarah Silverman might not be remembered as a comedic feminist warrior like woke stand up cohort Amy Schumer. Probably because she doesn't look like a potato. Women are less likely to take to someone who could steal their man. While many female... READ MORE

Advertisements are getting artsier, and art is figurative and mostly abstract by nature. That means the oversized flowers in the backdrop are meant to represent the oversized measurements of her vagina.

Lost in the mandatory media adoration of Caitlyn Jenner is the fact that nee Bruce completely ceded parental decisions of his two daughters to a woman even is pea gay jock brain knew was clinically obsessed with exploitation. Also... READ MORE