People won't even pay for porn anymore, but Lohan believes that she can get people to pay to look at her with clothes on. 

Cocaine possession without a complementing indecent assault charge is the equivalent of leaving your pants at home. All you wanted to do was party in the first place.

When you're a billionaire, there are a billion reasons to break up. There's no limit in relationships when you can buy love and women.

The former Bruce Jenner prepared in many ways to become a woman. The to-do list item she forgot was a long term self-promotional strategy. If you love dick and attention in equal amounts, you need to prepare for both... READ MORE

Jennifer states that her relationship with Darren is somewhat serious. We will find out how serious this publicity stunt relationship is after the tickets sales are released.

By the time you read this, Gloria Allred's ambulance chasing attorney daughter, Lisa Bloom, will have already held a press conference announcing three clients who will be suing Usher for giving them herpes.

The baby between the female LeBron and a nerdy tall techie is probably going to be some dominant new leader of species. Imagine if Bill Gates could bench press 300 pounds. Or even 120. In the interim, we're left... READ MORE

Your followers on social media will never amount to anything is something that gets said a lot. But having a legion of the mindlessly loyal could be the reason you end up on tv.

In a sea of roided up rug munchers, Ronda Rousey was a Cinderella. Her career was quickie just like the fight that ended it. Claiming the transition to the WWE is an evolutionary career step up is everything short of the... READ MORE

My conviction that Hadid is an early prototype Japanese sex robot discarded for being just the worst is wavering after seeing her fall on her ass while leaving Cipriani in New York City. The supermodel sensation trips up on her... READ MORE