It's hard poking fun at people with a real mental illness. But I'm going to try my best.

"People look at my size now and know that’s what makes me famous. That kind of sucks, too, because it’s like, ‘Damn, my size is what makes me famous?’"

Eva Longoria's butt hole on the beach, Taylor Swift's ass grabber in court, and more! 

Strippers are really the only people that always deserve tips. It takes courage to take your clothes off seven days a week. Not because you want to. But because your toddler Timmy is hungry.

In 1517, Martin Luther posted his about 95 problems with the Catholic Church with parchment and a nail. In 2017, a Google software engineer posted his dozens of problems with Google's corporate enforced diversity ideology to a Google hangout... READ MORE

Jessica Biel’s sensational ass is back on the boob tube in The Sinner, and it looks like she’s gotten a bit of sun too. Nice tan lines!

Lena Dunham's breast spilled out of her top while she hauled her two replacement dogs across the sands in the manner of a fisherman hoisting his catch. That's not to assume she's going to consume her new designer dogs.... READ MORE

Age is nothing but a number. But so is a prison sentence. I'll take the least amount of both whenever possible. 

Sophie Turner has broken the first rule of Hollywood. She's being honest. It's refreshing even if her alarming confession is hardly news. 

Aaron Carter is rewriting his single That's How I Beat Shaq to That's How I Beat Off Shaq with a new bisexual confession that marginally peaked the interest of the Internet for four minutes. After a recent string of... READ MORE