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Eating Meat Equals A Marvelous Life

August 10, 2017 | crap around the web | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Celeb vegetarians and vegans don't choose that lifestyle because they care about animals. Eating leaves all day in lieu of meat will make you thinner. And Hollywood is a pretty pretentious place. 

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Tess Holliday Lays Out Fat Lady Protocols

August 10, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

British super-size me self-described model, Tess Holliday, is helping men in particular to understand the only acceptable ways to interact with overweight women. She wasn't elected, but she is enormous, so who's going to stop her?

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Ariel Winter Bath Tits And Other Shit Around The Web

August 9, 2017 | crap around the web | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Ariel Winter monster cleavage, nude Teri Hatcher, Kendall Jenner housing stock, and more!

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Amber Rose’s Surplus Of Boobagetry

August 9, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

There are two things in life you can never have too much of. Tits and money. Both feel really nice in the hands.

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Jessica Simpson Honey Boo Boo Chic

August 9, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

After seeing what I can only define as problem areas, I assumed that these images would be accompanied by the words "brave," "body positive," "slam," and "h8ers," but apparently we're not doing that with Jessica Simpson.

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Usher’s Herpes Travails Grow Much Much Bigger

August 9, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There is nobody who wants their train wreck lineup of one night stands showing up in a whoring minion at a press conference. Double that when they're standing next to Lisa Bloom to sue your ass for herpes. 

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Amy Schumer Official Broadway Broad

August 9, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Amy Schumer represents a majority of what's wrong with society. She's comedy's version of affirmative action. Underperforming at your craft will still land you front page with a trophy. 

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Mrs. Macron Gets No Euros

August 9, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The older married teacher who started fucking the freshman boy in her high school class all those years ago wants a salary now that that kid she's still boinking grew up to be the goofy looking President of France.

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Kylie Jealous Of Kendall On Flop “Life Of Kylie”

August 9, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The oldest looking Bratz doll on the planet, Kylie Jenner, opens up about her jealousy over Kendall Jenner and her model coven on the new spinoff reality nightmare Life of Kylie. While Sunday's premiere had roughly the same ratings... READ MORE

Boxer Loses His Trophy Wife, Cries Cuck

August 9, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Fighting in the ring takes discipline. But it looks like British boxer Amir Khan will have to fight back the tears regarding his marriage.

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