It's a weird thing when your parents size you up as a pubescent teen and tell you it's time to start dressing provocatively if you want to eat. Even weirder when you're filthy rich and that not eating part... READ MORE

Now that Pauly has removed his D from Aubrey O'Day I'd like a crack to explore her shore, dirty Jersey style.

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The British have invited a human mass of non-assimilated Sharia jihadis onto their island home without much ado, but a pair of tits on television has the nation on the brink of meltdown.

 

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  Emma Stone is one of those actresses that even people who hate people like. She’s a chick who can hang who happens to be model-gorgeous and weigh forty-five pounds. Because she snorted one time while laughing, Stone is... READ MORE

The thirty-one-year-old Heard is coming off of a complex relationship with the back of Johnny Depp's hand and might find security and stability in the arms of someone who looks like a potato. His billions can't hurt. The Tesla... READ MORE

Plus Lourdes Leon braless tits, new Bella Hadid, Carly Foulkes lez pool action, and more!

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Plus Lily James nudity, Amy Schumer body-positive tit, and more!

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When you're an A-list celebrity a DUI can lose you millions in endorsements. But Woods has already gotten that out of the way. He tried to shag every porn star he saw on video in real life.

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Aaron Carter's highway to mental breakdown is being punctuated with various diversions before he eventually points those Second Amendment rights at himself. Carter recently announced that he puts the B in LGBT - B meaning Batshit crazy - and last night performed at... READ MORE

Vogue magazine seems the appropriate place for dishonorably discharged and convicted Army traitor Bradley Manning to appear as Chelsea Manning, lively post-op tranny in a swimsuit. 

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