Count on Tim Allen to throw a monkey wrench in any situation. And then fix it in-between a few commercials and 30-minute time frame. 

Via a Change.org petition, the epitome of impotency in a digitally verified document, citizens of Portsmouth, Virginia and people pretending to be so are insisting a local confederate statue be torn down and replaced with a casting of singer... READ MORE

Those of you assuming that the Kardashians are the fame hoiest fame hos in town haven't tuned into the Real Housewives - the Bravo franchise dedicated to the awareness of aging female celebrities. The housewives, who are actually only 20% "real" and 80% plastic... READ MORE

Sane, honest people understand that male feminists are all hiding something. Maybe it's bodies in the basement, or merely the fact their mother let them breastfeed until middle school. Or both.

Nothing screams new age American values more than competing against someone that looks like you, and clawing yourself to the top. It's capitalism rebooted. But I'd rather see Emma Stone claw at Jennifer Lawrence in barely any clothes

Serena Williams has a ton to say on gender equality, race relations, and female sports, all from an entirely personal, subjective, and completely unfounded position. Hence, the media adores her.

Sam Claflin has taken the risky approach of garnering media coverage by squeezing his dick and balls into Shailene Woodley's bathing suit. Risky because his genitals now look like the underside of a boat, or I guess Bella Thorne's face... READ MORE

Crotch injury hilarity permeating elementary school playgrounds the world over extends throughout adulthood, into old age homes, and even into heaven, where Jesus loves nothing more than a good ol' sack wack for levity sake. Good spirits are just a penis... READ MORE

The purveyor of hot celebrity nudity himself, Mr. Skin, is extending the freakishly amazing deal of a $4 MrSkin.com membership to tit and vag lovers everywhere in celebration of the site's 18th anniversary. The number one destination for celebrity nudity... READ MORE

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