There's nothing worse than rich cuckolds pretending they're one of the guys. You wouldn't let Judd Apatow or Chris Martin into your weekly Hold 'Em game.

A lot of guys wouldn't mind asking Mia Khalifa for head. But when those guys are Isis, things have an entirely different meaning.

Amazon's first order of business as the new owner of the hip Whole Foods supermarket chain was to lower prices up to forty-five percent on a broad range of staple food items. Or, admit the store's been playing their... READ MORE

Get a room. Paris Jackson took to Instagram to wish late papa Michael Jackson a happy fifty-ninth birthday with an adorable pic that shows the two tenderly face porking. This birthday being a big one for Michael as five and nine... READ MORE

In Earth year 2017 you can weigh the amount of a small vehicle and be considered an image of beauty. Being physically fit is for losers, don't waste your time at the gym. Double chins are in.

Expectations are managed and adjusted for factors such as age and lifestyle when evaluating the bangability of celebrities. Nicole Kidman looks good for someone who face swapped with the doll from Annabelle. Cindy Crawford looks okay for someone beginning her transition... READ MORE

I don't understand law at all. Men have worked terrible jobs their entire lives just to attract women. And women try to return the favor by being less prude and the suits in DC tell them to put a... READ MORE

In the event you're not living vicariously through Taylor Swift, you may have missed the countless Swift real fake life story symbolism in her new music video, Look What You Made Me Do. 

In a new clip, Farrah Abraham sits down with a nineteen-year-old crunchy-haired sorority girl in a doctor's coat to talk about possible options for her exploded vag. And in some new pictures, we see Sara Fowler, aka "LA Laser... READ MORE

Kristina Schulman v Danielle Lombard, Claudia Schiffer is on a boat, and more!