It should be a crime to model your entire aesthetic and attitude to emulate Kim Kardashian. That didn't stop Katherine Ferreiro from calling herself the Cuban Kim and committing real crimes. 

Hollywood talent always ages in dog years. So when an actress is 30 multiply that by three. Should someone who needs to be in a nursing home land lead roles in summer blockbusters? 

Hailey Baldwin pretends to be a real life model in the new Fashion Magazine, where she talks about being a marginalized Christian and her struggles Internet bullying. Dumb cow. Kidding. Baldwin is the jizz and egg scramble that came... READ MORE

There's a relativist conundrum when you're involved in an art form that is so incredibly shitty and shady that anybody can be amazing or lousy entirely based on subjectivity and payola.

Kim Kardashian channels transitioning linebacker in 70's Cher drag in a new photo shoot for Harper's Bazaar Arabia. The gypsy, tramp, thief (for stealing the hearts of Americans), and porn star shares insightful details on being mentally handicapable in the... READ MORE

I typically stay away from women who are into hugging trees. They never put out, or shave their pits, box, or legs. So I was genuinely confused when I saw Miss BumBum contestants tying themselves with rope to trees.

Cosmopolitan knows men can't talk about women, and women can't talk about men, due to gender identity truisms they invented one evening. So they invited John Legend to talk about how horrible men are. That way, it's not bashing.... READ MORE

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, Matt and I deep semi-sober dive into the Colin Kaepernick media hyped controversy, wonder when Mansplaining shaming will ensure men never talk again, assume humanity is at... READ MORE

If you were waiting to attend Burning Man, the annual late summer gathering of half-naked acid tripping junior marketing executives in the Nevada desert, until they had a landing strip for private planes and helicopters, wait no longer.

Rachel McCord revs your engine, Alejandra Guilmant topless, and more!