Lil Wayne suffered another seizure over the weekend leaving him unconscious in a Chicago hotel room. It's a testament to his internal fortitude that he's still breathing. Less a testament is his continued chugging of cough syrup laced fruit... READ MORE

We’ve already had some great nudity in 2017, but there is plenty more to come! This week Mr. Skin has got the inside scoop on what to expect from the rest of the year.

Getting crank past cops requires creativity. But I would like to shake the hand of the man that thought smuggling boxes full of meth dick dildo candles wouldn't raise any questions.

If there's a hanky big enough for a national sob, unveil it now. Madonna's moving away again. This is not Madonna's first farewell to the United States. 

Kristen Stewart and star-crossed career-convenient lover Stella Maxwell turned up the "We're Lesbians Yo!" dial to a ten with a recent ho stroll in New York City's Little Italy. Kristen is the 80's high school dropout who works at... READ MORE

Most sane children hate clowns. Frauds and facades. They're a terrifying physical manifestation of forced happiness in make-up that hides their raging alcoholism and failed attempt at a college degree.

One hit-wonder Tony Basil is suing the ever living shit out of Forever 21, Disney, Ru Paul's Drag Race, and even South Park for using her song 'Mickey' without her authorization. These outlets have clearly used her song. Though... READ MORE

Everybody can relate to being incredibly bored at the office and inserting their own pranks into the work product. Somebody at Cycling Weekly magazine in the U.K., the best periodical for seeing overly self-serious grown men in bike shorts... READ MORE

I've always been skeptical about celebrities that come from the U.K. because of my upbringing. So I have a natural affinity for distrusting men with long hair who consume entirely too much tea.

You want to do the right thing as a cosmetics mega corp. Maybe a bunny or two has to die in the lab to perfect the blush for Chelsea prostitutes to look ruddy in the cheek. It's all for... READ MORE