Hollywood proved completely impotent in swaying recent elections, but they can damn well make movies and TV shows about the enlightened life. In response to the stepped up enforcement of immigration laws, Tinsel Town is green-lighting the shit out... READ MORE

Crossfit babes work it out, Danica Patrick does yoga, and more!

On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast, we remind everybody that all your beloved entertainers of yesteryear are all now broke and renting rooms in Van Nuys, wonder how L'Oreal wandered into such bad tranny territory,... READ MORE

Anything Kardashian family related gets an abundance of attention. So when news that Kylie Jenner is starting to blow on camera, it's actually not something you want to see. 

Kim Jong-un likes to party with the world's least judgmental drunks because even an autocrat grows weary of his yes-men when it's time to get funky. Also, the thirteen year old concubines are starting to get their periods.

Diamonds are really the only way you can get a rapper to double take before he takes the panties of some other stripper off. If you wanted your celebrity musician boyfriend to be loyal to you, you should have... READ MORE

A Spanish woman named Maria Pilar Abel Martinez has spent many years begging authorities to dig up the decades old remains of wealthy surrealist painter, Salvador Dali, to prove through DNA test that she's his bastard child.

Ozzy Osbourne is undoubtedly a rock star. And when you're as famous as Ozzy having sex with other women that aren't your wife is almost obligatory. If anyone is to blame it's the women who were sexually excited by... READ MORE

Is anyone really surprised Lady Gaga is the proud owner of a cock? Her entire aura oozes eccentric frequencies and wavelengths. So when she chose to adopt animals found on Old Macdonald's farm nothing seemed out of place.

In case you were wondering about the reproductive dirty bomb placed into the womb of a random girl with less STDs than Kim Kardashian and her mentally ill husband, it's a girl.