Kyle Jenner is running out of revelations for the three people watching her deep fried queef casserole reality series, Life of Kylie. On last night's episode, the botched starlet opened up about the reason why it looks like a balloon animal in... READ MORE

Imagine being professionally beaten in a boxing match by a Mexican man who wears lingerie in his spare time. 

Sometimes the ass wants what the ass wants. That's basically Ariel Winter's defense for the ass cheeks that ate her shorts the other day. 

Rounding down, about zero percent of the population gives a crap how you dress your about to turn five year old. Short of some kind of expletive on a t-shirt which alerts zero tolerance principals and PTA moms, who... READ MORE

In an almost 800 word essay composed by Khloe Kardashian and her support team, the youngest Kardashian sister claims that in the first five years of her TV show fame, she was denied the commercial opportunities of her two... READ MORE

 If Martin believes that he genuinely holds the only copy of that CD he's sadly mistaken. That "rare" CD you purchased for an obscene amount of money is the equivalent of an overpriced original Xbox Halo 2 collectors edition... READ MORE

Bodies like hers come from the strict abstinence of buckets filled with fried chicken and french fries. So getting involved in lingerie seemed a little more up her avenue than the management of meat. 

Nothing wakes one up faster than a nice cup of entitlement in the morning. Please name one person that is more qualified to pen a book on American political controversies than a pair of twins whose daddy was president... READ MORE

Years ago Flavor Flav and Public Enemy used to fight the power together. Fast forward to recent times and Flavor Flav is letting his group mates know they can fight this lawsuit. 

Dating as a teenager has taught me so much. One of the valuable lessons that I've carried with me into my adult life is to never overindulge in unfamiliar food on date with a stranger you plan on sleeping... READ MORE