There is absolutely nothing wrong with an older woman who keeps herself in shape and likes to bang. You should be so lucky to know one. Crepe skin isn't a thing when she's on top and screaming out Jehova!

Former pop starlet Katy Petty poses in a hilarious and irreverent new ad campaign featuring half-assed retro stylings and a big bear for her crappy shoe collection. Perry delivers a come-hither face that can't compete with the rest of her appearance, which... READ MORE

An honorary pussy pass can get you a lot of privileges in this world. When the police show up to a residence on a domestic abuse call anyone with a penis in the household is automatically going to jail. 

George Clooney has proudly come out as a biological female after proclaiming that he cries four times a day over the pressures of motherhood. What does having a vagina feel like George? The fifty-six-year-old actor and thirty-nine-year-old Amal Clooney mashed fluids... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson just turned 37 not too long ago. But she’s decided to go out with a bang before committing the remainder of her existence playing Bingo and eating canned cat food on purpose.

Rosie O'Donnell has a number of messed up ex-wives and adopted kids. That would seem to be a poor reflection upon her. She's yet to undertstand that part. For how much she publicly loathes Trump, they certainly are similar... READ MORE

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Olivia Munn has always seemed like someone who keeps it real, and nothing is more real than admitting that you paid for your own cameo appearance in a movie. Like when actresses admit to buying their own red carpet... READ MORE

In a not so ironic twist, a guy not on any NFL roster was named the MVP of the first week of the football season by the NFL's Players Association. If you had no idea the NFLPA awards weekly... READ MORE

Shailene Woodley is a voluntary vagabond. She gave her house to her grandma and chose to live a bare minimum minimalist lifestyle. All of her worldly belongings are able to fit in a suitcase. Which goes against the exact... READ MORE