And it was written, no celebrity accusation brought against Terry Lee Rep shall prosper. Especially those formed by Kate Beckinsale. 

Richard Simmons sued the National Enquirer and their satellite outlets last year for claiming he'd become a woman. As per the headline, "He's Now a Woman!". Fairly definitive. 

Former Congressman and husband to Hillary Clinton's asexual lesbian confidant, Anthony Weiner, cried before the judge who sentenced him to 21-months hard time for sexting his junk and rape fantasies to a 15-year old girl in the Carolinas. 

Divorce is complicated and sad. And it only gets worse when your soon to be ex-wife is trying her hardest to kick you out of your home like the parents of a newly turned eighteen-year-old who talks back too... READ MORE

The most successful reality stars identified with Scheherazade from a young age and thought "It's good, but I can do it super slutty." And Kylie Jenner has. The sassy starlet was running low on stories - if her poor ratings for... READ MORE

Most politicians can get caught with their private parts in another woman that’s not their wife and still deny all wrong doing. If you’re one of the unlucky ones to get caught simply state “define sexual relations.”

If you've never been to a civil rights protest conducted by millionaires, you're really missing out. 

Beachin' bikini bodies, slow motion bikini jumping, and more!

Lena Dunham revealed on Twitter that her friends all have busted vaginas, which isn't too surprising considering I assume all her friends had their lady parts replaced with Coexist bumper stickers to protest the thing during the thing. The most feminist Ziggy impersonator... READ MORE

One thing you can say abut Gwyneth Paltrow, she's got moxie. Or that other word for moxie, conceited. She does not lack confidence.