It takes a special breed of person to be a functional pot-head. Marijuana isn’t exactly the best option when you’re trying to remember lines for a movie. Or do anything more productive than over eat.

Megyn Kelly is making a name for herself as the spunky morning talk show host who gathers up her Jones New York dresses, squats down, and takes massive steaming Megyn Kelly dumps on her guests. The former Fox News... READ MORE

I don’t understand how attractive women could have anxiety. Or how someone seven years of age could suffer from it. The list of problems anyone under the age of ten has to deal with are very short. Unless your... READ MORE

Lately it’s been the random Klan rallies that’s been grabbing all of the headlines for unnecessary fuckery. We should all be grateful to Hollywood for faithfully cashing in on sensitive topics like racial divide in America. Someone somewhere is... READ MORE

Pieterse is technically a celebrity, so by default her weight gain was no fault of her own. And because she's a celebrity, looking like the product of an Ashley Graham Kirby sucking in JonBenét Ramsey is brave. Dems the rules. 

The three musts of a legit rapper are to get in with a crew using some kind of slang for the word money, to be subject to an arrest on weapons charges, and to be shot somewhere famous. If... READ MORE

If you bet on a large demographic spike in the birth of half-black half-Armenian out of wedlock children in 2017, you're about to be rich. This isn't exactly Saruman breeding armies of Man-orcs, but it's the closest example we... READ MORE

It’s a week of firsts on Amazon’s Transparent, not only does former Arrested Development star Alia Shawkat make her nude debut, the show is also making waves for showing TV’s first transgender full frontal! Over on Netflix Lady Gaga makes... READ MORE

Only a place like Manhattan could offer the sense of refinement associated with post-menopausal women owning their sexuality in colorful garbage, and no one says "I've lost touch with reality" more than New York City's most famous horse in clothes, I mean,... READ MORE

Ric Flair's many conquests, caption competitions, and more!