Last night in Vegas is a statement that typically precedes an amazing story full of strippers, recreational drug use, and having a friend bond you out of bookings. Not a mass shooting.

Sassy Fleshlight Bella Thorne just changed the game by bravely declaring that she was not retouched for at least one picture in her gross GQ Mexico photo shoot. She does not address the pre-retouching known as plastic surgery. Or gallons of... READ MORE

Nothing could be more benevolent than a humanitarian organization such as "Flutes Across the World". They circulate "peace" decorated school recorders among and between children in hard to pronounce countries around the world.

Shaq is wrong for being ready to risk it all and not understanding every hot piece of ass with an internet connection is looking to turn into a celebrity overnight like some sort of cell phone Cinderella. Curving a... READ MORE

Nothing good comes of the family of a dead woman suing the rich guy she used to date before offing herself. If you discount the possibility of money.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people. As in, the stage crew that didn't properly tie down the twin oversized gun props during the Marilyn Manson show in Manhattan. Down goes, Manson.

Some women aren’t as well endowed as Jenna Bentley when it comes to chesticles. She managed to upset so many massive mammary loving men in her fan base when she announced possibly getting a breast reduction because of an... READ MORE

Khloé Kardashian gets serious about her fat body in the new emotional trailer for the upcoming second season of her E! series, Revenge Body. Where she gets revenge by showing us her body. No. The show follows tragic nobodies willing... READ MORE

Maybe settling down isn’t so bad. A hot wife and a child as conformation to show the world that you have had intercourse at least once with an attractive female sounds like something I could live with. 

In honor of the man, the myth, and the mastermind behind Playboy, right now you can snag access to Playboy TV totally free.