What’s adoption without a little manipulation from the people that probably hand picked you personally like some puppy at the pound.

When you believe you can’t beat the case, then manage to challenge the police to a televised high speed race, and still come out first place in criminal court with a not guilty verdict you’re instantly elevated to legend... READ MORE

I wouldn’t mind owning one or two pairs of Jada Pinkett-Smith’s old panties. Not for anything pervy, but because I’m inclined towards doing everything I can in helping those afflicted by natural disasters. 

Nothing says "Have fun being poor you dumb cow" to your soon-to-be ex-wife quite like stripping down with your new ho on a million-dollar yacht in St. Barts in front of the paps. "Hot Felon" Jeremy Meeks is wasting no time shedding... READ MORE

It’s a sad day for any celebrity when someone who has been like a father to you for the first half of their life becomes your other mother for the second half. Even a google search quickly corrects and... READ MORE

Senior citizen Foreman officially challenged another retiree home resident, Steven Seagal, to a 10 round boxing match in sin city. Because who doesn’t want to see old people beat each other until one party suffers from cardiac arrest. 

The New York Times may be "the news that's fit to print," but Naked News can do one better: It's "the news with nothing to hide." 

Sexy stars hanging out, the top cam girls, and more!

Contrary to popular assumptions, I hope this movie isn’t targeted to cater to men who receive thoughtless Father’s Day gift sets exclusively from Target every year. 

Fast and Furious 9 has been pushed back from 2019 to a 2020 release date. If you've lost your will to live, people will understand. Tyrese Gibson publicly blamed the year longer wait on Dwayne Johnson and his producing... READ MORE