As a non-Hollywood insider, Seth Rogen's appeal has always eluded me. I see a gross fat turd who I wouldn't drink from a water fountain after and who doesn't say funny things as much as he just moans about everyday grievances... READ MORE

Hot babes in bed sheets, famous painted breasts, and more!

In the future, super rich stupid chicks with big fake breasts won't need men in order to watch Guatemalan women raise their babies. The future is now.

In an obvious attempt to stir the pot and move units of her memoir off the shelf, Ivana Trump is calling out Melania and defending Michael Jackson. Saying the current First Lady in the White House has your sloppy... READ MORE

Anyone questioning the health hazards of chain-smoking at the age of nine needs only to look at Mary-Kate Olsen in these pics from last night's New York Academy of Art's charity art auction. The thirty-one-year-old fashionista appears to be transitioning into... READ MORE

Mark Zuckerberg could blame a shit ton of his social errors on Asperger's. And he probably should. 

When your body starts to go as you get older, your mind is all you have left to recall the glory days. But what happens when you can’t remember your past and Ryan Gosling isn’t there to remind you... READ MORE

When you’re known for giving people pikey poundings on screen, threatening elite sexual favor seekers with a Missouri whooping off screen isn’t too far behind. Brad Pitt saves the day again.

When any uncle has his hands in your pants you should call the police. But when that Uncle’s name is Sam, the police are on his side. 

Every man exists somewhere on the scale of skeevy male behavior. From one to ten. Maybe you see yourself on the bottom end. You're not a zero. No man is or we wouldn't have seven billion people on this... READ MORE