The inverted affirmative action rapper Eminem just won employee of the month indefinitely in Hip Hop. Stand up straight as you salute Sir Slim Shady as the greatest rapper of all time. 

You should automatically expect anyone constantly dressed as GQ’s man of the month to try his luck with chicks all the time. No heterosexual man alive wakes up and purposely puts on a turtle neck without wanting attention from... READ MORE

Anyone skeptical of the long-term effects of added hormones in our food just needs to look at these new pap pictures of Justin Bieber, who shows a dec rack while giving the homeless in Santa Monica what they really want. A healthy... READ MORE

Making a movie in black and white about pimping your daughter to a potential pedo filmmaker you’ve been wanting to meet your entire life about as edgy as it gets. The only thing you need now is to slap... READ MORE

For just $5, you can get access to all the finger-lickin-good nudity on Mr. Skin! 

I always learned that you're supposed to compliment someone before giving them constructive criticism, and then tack on another compliment at the end, though I can't imagine I'll be able to come up with a second one regarding these new pics... READ MORE

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The New York Times is begging celebrities to write daily mea culpa Weinstein articles within their fold. There's a huge amount of unaccounted for guilt knowing the Old Gray Lady had the Weinstein expose in 2004 and killed it.

Those of you having trouble getting into the Halloween spirit are in luck, because Tara Reid is here to scare the holy hell out of you with these new pap pics. Last night the former actress showed up to Catch restaurant in... READ MORE

You knew Playboy was going to circle the drain when the last ounce of Hef voodoo left the building. You didn't realize the prodigal millennial son, Cooper Hefner, would flush fast and furiously to expedite the process.