A poor woman will spend the rest of her life out-shined by Katy on her own wedding day. The bride already doesn’t want the bridesmaids looking more attractive than her. Just imagine the pressure competing with Perry when she crashes... READ MORE

It’s unfortunate that Sex And The City didn’t provide it’s cast with a lay on your back and get pregnant paid time off package in addition to the free on-set doughnuts. Otherwise Kim Cattrall would be a mom.

Imagine an entire crowd of people kneeling at halftime to protest the injustices of 2004’s NFL nipplegate. If you’re late to the party #JusticeForJanet is the in-trend.

Being openly affectionate with other women that is not your wife in front of the camera is like the celebrity version of a bat signal telling your significant other things between us are really over.

Former pop star Lady Gaga still thinks her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but unfortunately for her, she apparently consumed whatever milkshake she had left. Hollywood's Willy Loman took time away from drinking Pepsi in her... READ MORE

Those annoying parties where parents-to-be reveal the gender of their baby become infinitely more irritating when 20-somethings declare their new gender on social media.

Michael Bay's producing a live action Dora the Explorer movie in conjunction with Paramount. The cynical adaptation of tired material part makes sense. Every kids comic book and cartoon ever will be raped for branded launch pads for movies... READ MORE

Kate Upton’s sexiest moments, Jordy Murray does Playboy, and more!

Damon and Clooney put on their stoic acting face and arranged an interview with Michael Strahan on Good Morning America. Strahan makes Larry King look like an Inquisition judge by comparison.

Equal opportunity anilingus is upon us and Gabrielle Union is leading the charge. Fearless when it comes to using her tongue to speak on sexually adventurous topics or french kissing the fart box, Union is about to become the... READ MORE