Capitalism rewards the cunning and shameful. Also people who can invent anything that teen girls believe they need to fit in. 

It’s surreal to see the stars of yesteryears talk current topics like twerking. When the entire generation after the one you taught starts believing in things like the earth being flat, everything looks like a lost cause. But if... READ MORE

This week's Mr. Skin Minute rolls out the red carpet for the foxiest fifty-plus firecrotch of them all, Julianne Moore!

Illegal substance enthusiast amongst other things Hunter S. Thompson is getting a TV series focusing on his wild life. It’s hard to not make as many cinematic interpretations as possible about a man who enjoyed doing so many hard... READ MORE

While we know that all of the aged 90's actresses out there got together at some point and decided on a standardized face, it would appear now that Khloé Kardashian, Kelly Clarkson, and honestly the rhinestone Sea Witch herself Wynonna... READ MORE

Disney pretended to break bold ground by announcing they'd have their first ever openly hay kid on the Disney Channel. The "Cyrus Goodman" thirteen year old character on their hit little kid's show, Andi Mack, will realize his feelings... READ MORE

Celebs in the pumpkin patch, horror movie hotties, and more!

Who wouldn't donate to a IndieGoGo campaign to expose all of Hollywood's nasty pedophile producers, agents, directors, managers, and best boys? 

Chrissy Teigen's nipples have lost some of their razzle and dazzle over the past few years, and now the former model is being forced to turn cheap tricks in order to get them back in the spotlight. If Teigen... READ MORE

Not all celebrities are stupid sticks in the mud when it comes to solving their problems. Did your baby momma go to the court to file papers preventing you from seeing your offspring? Just call in an advertisement airstrike... READ MORE