Mary J. Blige's entire discography can be summed up as melodies about addiction and domestic abuse. Blacking out and black eyes can lead to Billboard number one singles if you sing about it. 

When you’re a wealthy business owner you want to stay wealthy. So when the workforce you hire typically has a proclivity to enjoy pot you’ll have to look the other way when it comes to weed if you want... READ MORE

Halloween is a magical time of the year sluts far and wide, but each year, like in a fairytale, a select few sluts are chosen for Internet headlines covering whatever tragic party happened the night before. In this case, it's... READ MORE

What’s the average time men last in the sack? I’m going to need a locker room survey because Jared Kushner is bragging about banging Ivanka Trump for a full 21 minutes and uploaded a sappy Spotify playlist as proof.

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Leonardo DiCaprio running through young international models is maybe half a step removed from the casting couch. He may be handsome, but nineteen year old New Zealand bikini models have options for guys younger than their dad.

Justin Beiber is still going through growing pains when it comes to girls. Sure, picking which religious cult you want to belong to is easy but knowing which woman you want to throw away your bachelor eligibility on is... READ MORE

We live in a world with Tupac holograms and dying mid movie won’t put a halt on a million dollar investment. Everyone in entertainment is coming back from the dead. Killed in car accident? Walk that shit off, we... READ MORE

Before the rise of social media, aspiring Z-list celebrities had to air out their taints out in the real world to get attention - usually while crashing cars or shopping for bedazzled "cum magnet" onesies from Kitson on Robertson Blvd... READ MORE