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You’ll Never Believe What The Powerpuff Girls Look Like Now. What Happened?

November 1, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin reimagined the Powerpuff Girls as broken whores for Halloween last night, wearing everything from thigh-high boots to a bondage collar to really drive the point home that they're gross and desperate. Kendall looks like... READ MORE

Bette Midler Doesn’t Want Her Shit Touched

November 1, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Bettle Midler is dissing the Disney remake of the 1993 film, Hocus Pocus. Apparently, the film's on her list of precious career relics. Far less so on critics lists.

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The Ariel Winter Workout Plan

November 1, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Being body positive means ignorance of reason as well. So what if your pants are laying siege to your labia, cutting off all circulation and forcing a camel toe. Do you look good? Yeah. Then that’s all that matters. 

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Stranger Things Actor Is His Own Coke Mule

November 1, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

What an outstanding way to celebrate the release of season two. Normal people buy a cake with congratulations written on it. That was too boring for this bloke.

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A-Rod and J.Lo Meet Cute Story Will Melt Your Heart

November 1, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez are both divorced parents in their 40's who've found they like banging each other the thrice a month they get together in the same city. That should be enough. If only it were enough.

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Chris Brown Wants To Test Drive JLo

November 1, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Chris Brown will have to wait in line like everyone else fantasizing about boning JLo. She’s hot and she’s aging well, but I’m pretty sure the thought of a potential black eye after an outburst doesn’t make her wet.

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Donald Trump Jr. Socialist Halloween In Penis Huggers

November 1, 2017 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

With all the fame ho celebrities airing out their vages in hourly rate-ready slut wear this Halloween, who would have thought that the real headline-grabber would be Donald Trump Jr. His father's perfectly-shaped cat anus mouth is always ready for our... READ MORE

House of Cards Cancelled Because Kevin Spacey Loves Budding Boys

November 1, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I love how Netflix is even trying to distance the cancellation of the show being Spacey’s fault. Even if the show was getting tepid reviews after season two pedophile accusations are enough grounds to justify a break up.

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Jeremy Piven Good to Go on Sex Assault Allegation

November 1, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A large breasted blond woman who has played the large breasted blond woman in a half dozen bit parts named charged Jeremy Piven with cornering her on the set of Entourage and grabbing her boobs.

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