Thirteen-term Republican Virginia Delegate Robert G. Marshall's dream of only being surrounded by penises in public restrooms as far as the eye can see is now officially dashed thanks to his loss to transgender victor in the 2017 Virginia elections, Danica Roem. Marshall has long preached... READ MORE

Domestic violence that goes both ways is a clear sign that love will last. Everyone needs a hug after a black eye. Even if that hug is coming from the same partner who gave you the shiner. 

It’s amazing the amount of money you can make on the side when selling dreams to overweight women. Nike And Adidas already incorporate advanced technology into their clothes to optimize any workout. But obese women aren’t into actually working... READ MORE

Sia claims somebody's trying to sell nude photos of her to her fans. Huffington Post immediately called the seller a "creep" and a "man", which is both redundant, and expected from their editorial staff of white privileged millennial women... READ MORE

Jesus sees you when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake, and he knows where to witness you getting gunned down by a psychopath in a church in Texas. While covering the devastating Sutherland Springs, Texas massacre that left twenty-six... READ MORE

Taco Tuesday temptresses, see-through dresses, and more!

The civil liberties organization fired off a letter to Taylor Swift this week, demanding she call her legal dogs off of a small, leftist blogger.

Having a hot celebrity open the door topless as you deliver a package is it’s own porn genre and unicorn scenario in real life. But after the description of Mila’s on-purpose nip slip I️ retract wanting to get any... READ MORE

Being a guy was already challenging enough. Now Modern Family’s Sarah Hyland may normalize women switching sides if men fail at making them happy for nine seasons of their fictional always full of drama lives.

Those of you wondering if Gossip Girl star Ed Westwick is still alive don't necessarily have your answer today, but we do know that he was alive - and kicking, literally - three years ago when he raped actress... READ MORE