In the midst of hungry ingenues being forced to consider seeing bald men masturbate to get a movie role, save some space in your prayers for the Lost Boys with bloody rectums.

Last night marked the twenty-first annual MTV European Music Awards, where the who's whose of sassy starlets gathered to celebrate all of the vast achievements in contemporary music created on the same Casio keyboard. While appearances by fourteen-year-old Snapchat stars who you've never heard... READ MORE

Lebron James is a basketball player, father, and married man in that order. When your career allows you to afford child support married men can commit to diving into DMs like a pirate looking for lost doubloons. 

Jenny McCarthy suddenly remembers that time Steven Seagal asked her to take off her clothes during an audition for "Unnamed Hot Chick" in Under Siege 2 in 1995.

When college is financially "effin you in the A" the least they can do is offer an introductory class on anal. Thank you Harvard.

Somehow Jeff Bezos went from “I️ sell books” to I️ sell books and can compete with your favorite HBO television series.

Those of you who have already gazed upon the pre-plastic surgery pictures of Bella Hadid probably suffered a fate similar to Toht in Raiders of the Lost Ark, and those of you who haven't are about to be sorry you... READ MORE

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This counts as an upgrade for Saget. His old fling he gave a ring to still dresses like an extra in Stranger Things. Sometimes you have to do what’s best for yourself and leave someone you promised to love... READ MORE

Megan Fox has apparently signed a forty-five-year contract with lingerie company Frederick's of Hollywood, because once again she's back to pimp out their whore clothes to the delight of people who appreciate the finer things in life. Megan Fox was the... READ MORE