Those of you immune to the allure of the dour, out-of-touch, and man-like Jessica Chastain are going to be all over her new spread for Town & Country. The magazine originally dedicated to documenting the going-ons of inbred rich Southern debutants who... READ MORE

If you're a pedophile, you pursue the ice cream truck or librarian assistant industries. Dudes with Napoleon complexes who still want hot tail get into rock. If you love young man meat, you start a theater company.

Hotties eating at In-N-Out, Naked Queens, and More!

Dean McDermott's calling in life seems to be making babies. It's not a bad gig if you can get it, especially if you never have to pay for them. 

Christian Slater’s preferred hobbies include playing Rami Malek’s dead dad on Mr. Robot and calling London located editors of The Daily Beast “salacious cunts.” Toxic masculinity is a sensitive subject right now. 

Poor people sure do brag a bunch once their bank account allows them to eat food they didn’t have to dumpster dive for.

If you're closely following Dancing With the Stars, you're likely a fan of cock or cats, but not the both. It's a succinct means to explain the demo. You also witnessed one of the worst off-script moments in unscripted... READ MORE

The Internet only suffered minor damage after Paper Magazine declared that Nicki Minaj would be following in Kim Kardashian's footsteps by breaking the Internet full stop with a new hypothetically buzz-worthy spread. Turns out it's not even worth filing an insurance... READ MORE

Using natural resources readily available to you is the best way to get ahead in life. The ROI of a vagina is outstanding. It could birth a baby or birth a lucrative career if used correctly. 

I was unsure if Mr. Bean’s mouth worked until I heard him speak in a skit later on in life. It conjured the same feelings I felt when I learned Pikachu from Pokemon can now speak english as of... READ MORE