"Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! (Except you Harvey, and all your wicked conspirators - I’m glad it’s going slowly - you don’t deserve a bullet) -stay tuned Uma Thurman"

There's something to be said for venturing to the mall in the pitch dark to save twenty nine bucks on Christmas shopping, and that something is almost entirely related to the Seven Deadly Sins.

It's a rare occasion that compels the folks at Mr. Skin to offer lifelong access to the site for a super low price - but it's here, and it comes with extra freebies. 

It’s nice to know creating a viral video has a formula. Just get as close to forced voyeurism as possible and voila, three million views and counting. 

I believe that everyone is innocent until proven guilty but Morrissey is in the corner of two rape hall of famers. One even taking his talents internationally.

Bryan Cranston is full of glee now that Charles Manson is dead. I never thought much of anyone who was fearful of a hippie or could easily be overpowered by women. 

A man in the saddest state of affairs is suing Philadelphia Eagles defensive tackle, Fletcher Cox, for banging his wife and making her no longer love him.

If there's any lesser remarked downside to the sexual harassment allegation avalanche, it's the increasing number of senior citizens we have to see naked. With Charlie Rose, the nudity was implied. With Texas Congressman Joe Barton, it's now in... READ MORE

Jenner took home $22 million this past year compared to Bundchen's lackluster $17 million. There's no relevant list for male models since they make squat and conveniently omitted from all gender pay gap calculations. 

Be sure to subscribe to the Last Men on Earth podcast on iTunes. Apple takes all the upside, but once a year they mail us a piece of Steve Jobs embalmed back hair to snap into our Christmas... READ MORE