Yesterday Lady Gaga starred in her own Insta photo shoot looking like one of those washed up tangled masses of seaweed, garbage, and small animal carcasses. Or just like a whale caught up in fishing net. Or a D-list Times Square... READ MORE

ESPN claims it's not bleeding people due to losses from its cable subscription audience shrinkage and infuriatingly non-sports sports coverage

The long time Minnesota Public Radio Upper Midwest chuckler and all around autistic storyteller host of the Prairie Home Companion, Garrison Keillor, was fired from MPR following an investigation into an undisclosed matter of past inappropriate behavior.

Jennifer Lopez in spandex, the best butts of 2017, and more!

At the core of a beauty pageant you can find contestants with every character trait associated with being a superficial human being wrapped up in a nice pair of tits. From start to finish it’s “look at me I’m... READ MORE

Now that Hermione is single you can start counting down the days until she’s playing with some other man’s wand. She’s legal and attractive which qualifies her for sexual harassment or a long-term loving relationship in Hollywood.

Harvey Weinstein was on his high horse after successfully completing one of his many non-consensual sex quests and mistook James Cameron for some Canuck punk. Harvey invited James to a pissing match at the Oscars. 

Matt Lauer is the latest Hollywood insider to be taken down for previous handsy action, just yesterday getting the boot from Today for what NBC News stated was “inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace.” Only one official complaint has been filed,... READ MORE

Prince Harry isn't really a Prince. He's sixth in line to the idiotic throne of a country that is equal parts stuck in the past and mired in Islamist PC surrender.

Earlier this week the homemaker of the North Pole herself, Mrs. Claus, showed up to a tragic D-list event looking a mummified off-brand Barbie with body parts so wildly misplaced that Picasso couldn't decipher what's going on. That sentence was... READ MORE