We live in hard times, when a man can't trust his top price Russian escort to keep his kinky secrets. That may be unduly tough on Russians. Most whores can't be trusted. Neither can the politicians they serve at... READ MORE

When all the jizz finally settles and we look back at the Weinstein era of sexual assault allegations in Hollywood, the overarching lesson will be the same one that it's always been - money makes the world go round.... READ MORE

 If you love hearing about unattractive senior citizens harkening back to sexually inappropriate fondling 45-years earlier, this is the story for you:

Chrissy Teigen birthday babe, Amazon Original nudity, and more!

I heard women love when men are assertive and take charge. So I’m trying to figure out why Jodie Sweetin isn’t smiling when her ex-husband Morty Coyle is trying to strong arm her for more child support.

There’s a plethora of reasons why a bouncer wouldn’t let a woman going full retard already outside of the club inside, but my guess on why she wasn’t able to get in was because no one knows who she... READ MORE

When the audience you attract averages the IQ levels most often associated with man’s best friend they too will return to devour vomit. The Jersey Shore show is back, sort of. 

Not many men get to shake the hand of the man currently banging their ex wife but Chris Martin is cut from a different cloth. Not only is he on great terms with Gwyneth Paltrow but he’s also up... READ MORE

NBC's formerly popular morning show Today is the end all be all place for boxed wine-fueled housewives to get their hot tips on how to use garlic... in desserts? Stay tuned for this and more brain dead dribble. And anyone tragic enough... READ MORE

Women have exponentially more reasons to form klatches. Up to and including, Harvey Weinstein sexually assaulted us in the 90's and we told everybody about it almost seven weeks ago now.