Owning a state-of-the-art alarm system doesn’t guarantee great results if you’re too stupid to turn it on. But what did you expect from someone who can’t properly read the language he’s spoken since birth.

Chrissy Teigen managed to keep her nipples and cellulite at bay, as far as we know, during her Pan Am-themed thirty-second birthday party that people are talking about for some reason. Pan Am harkening back to a time when a... READ MORE

All men are no longer allowed to make mistakes and must be on their P’s and Q’s when it comes to their colleague’s T and A.

Each and every Jenndashian brings a little something extra to the table - Beast brings a fork and knife, Kim brings HPV, Kourtney brings an inch of visible gums, Kris brings a Taser in case one of them gets... READ MORE

See-through bras, remastered nude scenes, and more!

America’s first line of defense against terrorism known as the TSA personally made sure she wasn’t in possession of any explosives. A nice cavity and crevasse search really does bring home the lesson that life after music is rough. 

The main focus of every corporation in existence is to make as much money as possible. That means cutting corners and squeezing every penny possible to turn a profit. Even if that means doing something strange for change on... READ MORE

The green and white cup is the status symbol of stupidity. But that still didn’t stop J Lo from pimping out her carry around cup as if even owning a travel mug wasn’t already obnoxious. 

Cena took possession of his GT and promptly did what any half-intelligent person would do with the opportunity to unload a supercar at a sizable profit, he flipped it to a new owner.

On this week's edition of the Mr. Skin Minute, brunette beauties Alison Brie and Lizzy Caplan co-star in The Disaster Artist.