Tiger Woods is a great example of an athlete past their prime still holding on to unrealistic expectations. When you dabble in divorce and DUI at that age you should be ready to throw in the towel on being... READ MORE

Oh you wanted a twist? Starting right now we're going to cover weekend television tits and asses - which we're practically drowning in considering the fact that comedies and dark dramas alike know how to turn a girl out.

Katy recently confirmed that she has access to the internet and uses it for more than just watching cat videos. Unbelievable, I know.

Note to everybody moving forward, skip anything less than pleasant and positive. Read the novel 1984 as a practical instruction manual.

You know it's going to be a good day when Britney Spears' handlers sprinkle out a trail of Zoloft to lure her in front of the cameras to sing live. The inexplicably still up and running Spears sports the... READ MORE

Cuoco's latest guy is a Lurch looking fellow who hails from the richest family in Indiana. That's only modestly a backhanded compliment. Karl Cook's dad started Intuit, which among other things, invented and sold Quickbooks software for thirty years.

You may recall that shortly before being found guilty of securities fraud, pharma weasel Martin Shkreli couldn't wipe that creepy shit eating grin off his face. After his guilty verdict, same shit eating grin

Are people putting weapons to the necks of women and threatening them to conform to societal standards? Thanks to idiots on the internet searching for the next thing to be outraged over having an opinion is becoming endangered and... READ MORE

Ragged Anne Doll Bella Thorne always manages to one-up her crazy shenanigans - creating Internet buzz and generating comments like "ew" and "I thought she was dead" - and this turn on a giant mechanical penis is no different. The... READ MORE

Elderly celebrity privilege is a real thing. Had Larry been just some old guy no random woman would have let him put those sardine slivers he calls lips on her vape. But Larry put the smooth moves of a... READ MORE