December 8, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
The Presidents of media outlets seem to be a swell combination of panicky and instinctively poor decision makers. Presumably they weren't breast fed as children. Not by their own mothers.
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December 7, 2017 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Lindsay Lohan’s most notable accomplishments after fame has been attempting to sell selfies, randomly converting to Islam, defending Harvey Weinstein, and now romantically involving herself with a wealthy Korean bodybuilder.
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December 7, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
J.K. Rowling employed a big ball of words, rationalizations, and circular logic to explain to Harry Potter fans why she's good with Johnny Depp being the star of the next Fantastic Beasts film release.
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December 7, 2017 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Theres a thesis in my social circle that states women with colorful hair are automatically crazy. A woman named Timothy with teal hair is claiming she was raped by a woman who clearly publicly appeals to pedophiles to sell... READ MORE
December 7, 2017 |
News |
Sam Robeson|
August Ames is a pornstar who was alive up until yesterday - when she reportedly hung herself after getting into a Twitter brawl over her comments construed as either homophobic or #MeToo-worthy empowering depending on which side you dress on. The... READ MORE
December 7, 2017 |
News |
Sam Robeson|
Lena Dunham is the equivalent of that little attention whore in the Shake 'n Bake commercial swooping in at the last minute to take credit for something gross in the new piece from the New York Times. The spokesperson for... READ MORE
December 7, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
If you're on Watch What Happens Live, you're not there to talk supply side economics. Andy Cohen's going to rhetorically flip you back to his limited areas of interest.
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December 7, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Leonardo DiCaprio has fashioned himself into a beloved feminist who bangs hot models half his age, an environmentalist who travels by private plane and 400-plus foot watercraft, and now a vegan burger patty magnate whose paunch indicates he's not... READ MORE
December 7, 2017 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
While homosexual characters on television have become the norm two men kissing still doesn’t flow as fluidly as it would if it were two women playing a pick up game of tonsil hockey.
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