To say that a lot of media attention recently has gone towards men who have whipped out their penises and masturbated into potted plants in front of women is an understatement, and now our bloated savior Matt Damon is... READ MORE

There are two things celebrities live for. Pleas to be left alone and dreading the day that actually happens. 

Sexy WWE Superstars, 12 Days of Titsmas, and more!

Ocean’s was an alright franchise but what the world needed more of was the exact same thing except with women. Why just ruin Ghostbusters when you can ruin other remakes that fall into the misfortune of being green-lit by... READ MORE

The worse part about working for large corporations is being held accountable even after you clock out for the day. Escorts aren’t illegal and neither is porn but for some reason the public likes to shame men who like... READ MORE

I love an excuse to have sex with random women as much as the next man. Netflix has been the perfect wingman and excuse for practicing procreation with protection for a while now but they’re not without flaws. 

Television this weekend was full of tit, with the usual suspect series delivering all that we've come to expect with our cable packages. The Girlfriend Experience brought five-inch-long nips from Louisa Krause while Carmen Ejogo was all about the old man porking half areola. Shanola Hampton... READ MORE

Girl on girl is always good in my opinion but when Harvey had a hand in forcefully making it happen it loses it’s glamour. Salma Hayek claims Weinstein was her number one harasser and aside from allegedly coercing her... READ MORE

The current forty-fifth season of Keeping Up With The Prostitutes has seen the brothel mates learning about homelessness on Skid Row - with Beast saying “I think people are blind and kind of like to live in their bubble and ignore what’s really... READ MORE

The ouroboros, the serpent consuming its own tail, the ancient Egyptian symbol of Hollywood virtue signalers and Sirens of latter day right-doing feasting on moral relativism.