Between this site and other sites I’ve written for, I’ve probably written some version of that headline 50 dozen times. This latest version of the story broke last night on several sources, this summary comes from News America: “Jessica... READ MORE

I’d sooner jack off in front of my parents than admit the United States could learn something from the French, so I’ll pass on without comment this story about the city of Paris banning Tom Cruise: “The Paris city... READ MORE

I may be the only person on earth who hasnt had a shot at Eva Longoria in the past year. She’s been linked with Keifer Sutherland, JC Chavez and even god-dammed Fez. Not to mention ex-husband, Tyler Christopher, who... READ MORE

From Contact Music: “Mariah Carey accidentally flashed her breasts at stunned fans during a TV show in Germany when her dress fell apart. But the red-faced superstar saw the funny side, quipping, “Someone bring me a jacket or the... READ MORE

Good news if you’re a pretentious jackass, American Express is now rolling out an ultra exclusive Titanium Card to slowly replace the invitation-only Black Card, currently the card of choice for such image paranoid idiots as Lindsay Lohan, Jay-Z... READ MORE

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: 1) B-List actress who used to star in crappy WB drama falls out of the spotlight. C) Actress meets with Tom Cruise 7) Actress converts to Scientology. %) Actress now the... READ MORE

To the best of my knowledge, I’ve never had sex with Brittany Murphy. And I think I’d remember because a little of her seems to go a long way. She always seems to have that manic energy, and I... READ MORE

Female First UK is reporting that “Black Eyed Peas” singer/eye-candy Fergie admitted this week that she was addicted to hard core drugs up until just a few years ago. She claims she began taking Ecstasy in her 20s before... READ MORE

From Female First UK: “Britney Spears wants to get a tattoo of her child’s name after she gives birth. The pregnant pop babe, who is expecting her first child with husband Kevin Federline in October, told viewers . that... READ MORE

Some make-out worthy pictures of Kate Beckinsale from the sequel no one has been waiting for showed up online yesterday, and far be it for me to imply that Underworld 2 looks like a piece of crap or anything,... READ MORE