Since the definition for racism was recently redefined and victims of it aren’t eligible to identify as oppressors themselves because they lack systematic power comedian Iliza Shlesinger decided to redefine sexism under the same guidelines. 

Philip was attending church near one of the royal castle's when he spotted a man with an unusually long beard, and turned to ask his bodyguard, "Is that is a terrorist?"

Here's my review of Mariah Carey's performance, several hours before it happens:

In order of the worst things to ever happen to New Year's Eve, are, (1) the Garry Marshall movie named after the holiday, (2) CNN, and (3) whatever you drank that made you sleep with your buddy's ugly sister.

The fear of getting fat inspired P90X workouts while at the end of her second trimester. She knows any Kardashian that treads in obese waters drowns from depression, loneliness and financial instability. Just look at Rob.

A few years ago Demi Lovato found some very specific bathing suit silhouettes that worked for her body type and ordered five thousand of each in different patterns and colors, and has been coursing out selfies in the tit-baring and waist-obscuring garb... READ MORE

A man wanting to be with a woman forever who puts him behind her career and kids isn’t exactly an Einstein when it comes to making the smartest decisions regarding relationships. But Colin Jost loves scraps and Scarlett Johansson.

Lindsay Lohan bikini snake bite survivor (DrunkenStepfather)

Guess the celebrity robe upper thigh goodness (TMZ)

Texas dad finds his 13-year old son boffing his teacher in the back of her car! (CaseyAnthony)

Madison Beer maj cameltoe bulge (TaxiDriverMovie)

Ariel Winter embraces curves... READ MORE

It’s hard buying Christmas gifts for a woman who has ridden a carousel of athletic and musical cock on her way to the top but Kanye West may have found her the perfect gift that keeps on giving. 

The holiday season is coming to a close, and so is the best sale of the year at Mr. Skin.