This Lindsay Lohan story has been around all day, and a few readers have been nice enough to email it to me, but I didn READ MORE

MSNBC says that Mr. T has been signed to deliver celebrity voice content for mobile GPS navigation systems. He will replace the computer generated voice typically provided and guide the driver with basic instructions such as “turn left”, the... READ MORE

As we mentioned yesterday, professional dancer Kevin Federline can’t dance without falling down. And when you’re a professional dancer like Kevin, you don’t do normal moves, you do death defying moves that can lead to real injury. Like a... READ MORE

The Sun UK has a collection of dumb celebrity quotes today, and here are a few in a little something I like to call, The Worlds Laziest Post. Charlotte Church : “I love being in America.” (while on stage... READ MORE

Good news for people who like drunken whores, cause The New York Post says today that Anna Nicole Smith is still at the top of her game. Page Six says that Smith attended a charity bingo event last week... READ MORE

One of the many reasons Matt Stone and Trey parker are geniuses is because they simply don READ MORE

Kevin Federline is officially good at nothing – Some of the “seriously mad moves” professional dancer Kevin Federline was throwing at the Spider Club last night included falling off a podium and grasping his broken hand in pain. Y READ MORE

While I sit here clicking “refresh” during this brutally slow day, here are some stills of Jessica Alba on the set of her next movie Awake. Alba co-stars with Hayden Christensen in the film about the phenomenon called “anesthetic... READ MORE

Hollywood nobody Chris Klein put on more lip gloss and ran his mouth to Elle magazine recently, and did what previously seemed impossible, namely making Katie Holmes new boyfriend look cautious and level headed. The C-list jerkoff who describes... READ MORE

I read this story about semen transport system Paris Hilton at least 5 times cause there was no way that even she is this insanely desperate for attention. This does talk about a monkey, right? An actual, living, breathing... READ MORE