Alright, so this is my first real post since before Christmas, and I barely even turned my computer on in the last 9 days, so while I look for stuff to make fun of, here are pictures of Lindsay... READ MORE

Alright, so, Christmas break starts right now, gotta pack and head to the airport. Hope everyone has a safe and happy Christmas, or whatever it is you do or do not celebrate this time of year. See you next... READ MORE

Page Six says today that US magazine is perfectly comfortable with the lawsuit that Britney Spears has filed against them, claiming she and Kevin Federline never screened a sex tape that they made, as US reported. Janice Min, US... READ MORE

MSNBC says that more and more Hollywood stars are joining Tom Cruise with unhinged and uneducated rants against psychiatry. Lisa Marie Presley, Priscilla Presley, Danny Masterson, Jenna Elfman, and Catherine Bell were just a few of the big names... READ MORE

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think being a saber-toothed hag is a handicap, at least not in a strict legal sense. Please note that it appears to be raining, so the kid in the wheelchair is... READ MORE

The New York Post says today that Courtney Love is broke and wants to raise cash by selling the song catalog of Kurt Cobain and Nirvana. She is said to be asking for 100 million dollars. She may or... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson is the latest name being considered to play the female lead in the next James Bond movie, as Angelina Jolie and Charlize Theron have now taken themselves out of the running. According to IGN FilmForce, Simpson is... READ MORE

Sex-kitten reader Jill was nice enough to email in the Hilton Family “Holiday” card today, and it of course features Paris, Nicky and READ MORE

E! Online says that ‘Lost’ star Michelle Rodriguez pretty much lost (see what I did there – zing!) her mind when she was arrested for drunk driving in Hawaii last week. According to a police report, Rodriguez was “argumentative... READ MORE

I’m not saying I don’t wanna see Jessica Alba in slutty lingerie, because I very much do wanna see Jessica Alba in slutty lingerie, but it’s nice to know that girls are as clueless about guys as guys are... READ MORE