Celebs in teeny bikinis, topless models, and more!

Failed relationships have the power to ruin people forever. Amber Heard wrecked Johnny Depp and now she’s after Elon Musk who also just happens to be humanity’s last hope. 

Apple has been a shadow of the company it once was since Steve Jobs passed. Without a fearless man to take credit and attach his name to the innovation of others Apple is steering towards the direction of taking... READ MORE

You know you’ve stepped in it when the entire cast of The View and celebrities on Twitter are calling you childish AF.

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend were concerned about defending their name from being mixed up in scandals involving tasty pizza, Twitter verifications, and high-profile pedophiles this past week.

In addition to dressing for one's body type, one should also take on social and political views that support their body type, which is exactly what Emily Ratajkowski has done since becoming famous for empowering women by going nude... READ MORE

Oprah's already made $300 million on her Weight Watchers stake in return for singing about how dropping pounds made Gayle moist in the seat. Khaled is set to equally document and praise his exit plan from obesity in exchange... READ MORE

Jodie Foster might strike you as pretentious. It's probably that auteur-Yale-bespectabled-lesbian thing. Also, a string of shitty independent movies when she takes the helm. 

Aging actress Emily Blunt covers the February issue of Vanity Fair, and keeping with the tradition of a magazine read exclusively by millionaire entertainment retirees doing coke in their Palm Springs hot tubs, as well as tragic nobodies who covet... READ MORE

The powerful in entertainment, both women and the men who constantly try to nail them, have decided that a GoFundMe page is the best place to end sexual harassment. T