Ryan Seacrest better be careful. If he keeps tonguing strippers at clubs like he reportedly is here, he may get turned off to sex with the fellas all together.  READ MORE

Uber-fox reader Roz was bored nice enough to send in this link she found on the Tiffany website that appears to be the gift registry for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie for their wedding on June 27th of this... READ MORE

Someone needs to roll Britney Spears into a CAT scan immediately because there’s no way anyone of normal function could ever stay with Kevin Federline. Much less bankroll his worthless ass while he and his friends laugh at her... READ MORE

I probably should have put this video up two weeks ago when it was mildly topical, but I’m not exactly a man of action. Except when it comes to seducing the ladies, and then I’m like Rommel. A sexy... READ MORE

Finally some decent pictures now of Paris Hilton getting attacked by PETA, who pelted her with flour at a fashion show in London to protest the use of fur by designer Julien Macdonald. PETA probably needs to try a... READ MORE

This is apropos of nothing, I’m just screwing around with the template and a video player and seeing what works. But feel free to enjoy this diet commercial from the 80s for the awesomely named Ayds. Or maybe you’re... READ MORE

It seems a reasonable question to ask why Britney Spears would go to Hawaii with her son but leave the deadbeat husband with a wandering eye alone in LA with the run of her Malibu mansion. Well, Mike Walker... READ MORE

Odds Britney knows her kids name: 4 to 1. Odds Britney could pick up the wrong child and not know it: 2 to 1 Odds Britney could find an uglier pair of glasses: 10 to 1 Odds Britney’s face... READ MORE

Jenny McCarthy says she’d love to take part in an orgy, because her breasts are so perfect she wants to share them. According to the Sun UK, Jenny said: “I always wanted an orgy to see what it was... READ MORE

If anyone was wondering why Katie Holmes would take a 14 hour plane trip to Australia last week while seven and a half months pregnant, just to attend the funeral of a man she never met, the answer is... READ MORE