4:30 – There’s absolutely no chance I’m smart enough to remember any of this stuff tomorrow, so I’m just gonna scrawl down whatever dawns on me tonight. Feel free to chime in with your pithy jokes and shrewd observations... READ MORE

Carmen Electra was confused last week when she thought an Austrian businessman was soliciting sex. Richard Lugner has become famous in Austria for attending the prestigious Vienna Opera Ball with a famous celebrity, who has always been compensated. In... READ MORE

Despite some internet rumors to the contrary, Jessica Simpson has not put on 33 pounds since filing for divorce from Nick Lachey. The Aussie tabloid New Weekly claimed that: “(When) spotted on a recent shopping trip in Santa Fe,... READ MORE

Most of you probably already know that Jessica Alba was furious to find herself on the cover of Playboy magazine this month, but now she is filing suit to have all current issues of the magazine pulled from the... READ MORE

The completely unsubstantiated rumor of the day is that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have secretly married. Angelina is said to have been wearing a gold band while walking the streets of Paris recently, where Brad, Angelina and her... READ MORE

One of Lindsay Lohans friends put up a stack of candid pictures of Lindsay and her coterie as they spread their message of love and moderation. That’s Lindsay flipping the camera off a hundred times, and behind the wall... READ MORE

It seems like you can’t go through a checkout line and not see some tabloid saying that ‘Greys Anatomy’ star Ellen Pompeo is dangerously thin. And then some tard will think they’re funny by making that concentration camp joke.... READ MORE

Word lately is that Joaquin Phoenix was seen having dinner with Eva Mendes, sparking rumours they are dating. Despite Mendes having a long time boyfriend, the couple had dinner at La Esquina in New York on Monday night. According... READ MORE

I’m not sure what it’s going to take to convince some people that Clay Aiken is gay. Does he have to send his proctologist flowers with a note saying call me, or is it enough that the National Enquirer... READ MORE

‘One Tree Hill’ star Sophia Bush filed for divorce from husband Chad Michael Murray on September 27th, but just yesterday petitioned the court to annul her five-month marriage. In papers released by the Los Angeles Superior Court, Bush lists... READ MORE