Man, I can barely count the number of times I went on a sunset walk with a buddy of mine on the beach, and we walked stride for stride right next to each other in the sand while our... READ MORE

I know it’s probably a sin to daydream about deviant sex with Keira Knightley when she’s dressed up like a pig from the Roaring Twenties on the way to her 21st birthday party last night, but God should have... READ MORE

Kevin Smith performed one of his “An Evening with Kevin Smith” story telling shows at U Penn last week, filled with his patented blend of egocentric and unfunny comedy. One confusing target he pointed his fat little fingers at... READ MORE

I’m pretty sure that Breast Cancer charity fashion shows would make a lot more money if more super hotties like UK model Sophie Anderton showed up in see-thru shirts with no bra. Because that really puts into perspective how... READ MORE

People keep saying that Britney really needs to record a new album because her idiot husband spends all her money, but I’m pretty sure that just recording an album doesn’t make you rich. I recorded a country western album... READ MORE

From the press release for the unveiling of ‘Monument to Pro Life’, the statue depicting Britney Spears giving birth to her first son: “Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston,” believed Pro-Life’s first monument to the ‘act of... READ MORE

If there’s anything I hate more than outer space robots who try to steal Earths women – and I fuckin hate outer space robots who try to steal Earths women – it’s Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. But the... READ MORE

One thing you should always do when you go to Chateau Marmont, the space challenged West Hollywood hotel where all parking is valet only, is to just park your car right out front, then take your keys and disappear... READ MORE

A passage from the excellent Rolling Stone expose on Scientology: READ MORE

Drawn by the lure of an easy pay day for very little work, many A-List stars have turned to commercial voice over work to line their pockets. Advertisers are shy to reveal numbers, but its known the biggest names,... READ MORE