The launch of Charlie Sheen’s line of clothes for children went off without a hitch yesterday, except for the part when everyone in the room judged him after reading his wife’s sworn statements that he killed a hooker and... READ MORE

The Sun UK is running pictures today showing Pete Doherty, the singer and ex boyfriend of Kate Moss, injecting heroin into an unconscious girl as she lay on his kitchen floor. Other pictures show Doherty injecting himself with the... READ MORE

Awwww, poor little lamb. Vanessa Marcil got a little too liquored up at the bar ‘Shaque’ in LA. Thank God Jeremy Piven was there to carry her to the alley and rape her. Wait, did I say “carry her... READ MORE

Whoever made the trailer for the Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford must have been the valedictorian at trailer making school, because they were given about 4 seconds of footage, and yet they still turned out... READ MORE

The fact that Kirstie Alley was named today as one of People Magazines 100 Most Beautiful People for 2006 is exactly why everyone should ignore nonsense like People Magazines 100 Most Beautiful People for 2006. This monster wouldn’t be... READ MORE

So, if you’re hoping that these pictures from last nights Us Weekly Hot Hollywood party will show Jessica Alba’s boob falling out of her dress because she didn’t catch the strap to her dress in time, I have good... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson is said to be “devastated” by the candid interview given by ex Nick Lachey in this weeks Us magazine, where he says he still loves Jessica and was completely blindsided by her decision to divorce him. He... READ MORE

Snoop Dogg has been arrested for his part in a disturbance at Londons Heathrow airport, after he and the 30 members of his entourage were denied entry to the British Airways first-class lounge. The group then moved to a... READ MORE

It’s like ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’, only I have less of an erection: Teri Hatcher suffered an eye injury Tuesday when a light bulb exploded during filming for ‘Desperate Housewives’. The 41-year-old is now sporting a patch over her... READ MORE

It was noteworthy to say the least to see Denise Richards on top of Richie Sambora over the weekend, especially considering that Richards is still married to Charlie Sheen and Sambora is still married to Heather Locklear, who is... READ MORE