The chupacabra hung out in Malibu this week with Mischa Barton and Mischas dreamboat boyfriend Cisco Adler (sorry ladies, he’s taken!). Everyone here is such a fug mess I barely even know where to start. Spelling bees and graveyards... READ MORE

Anne Hathaway tells the Sun that Stanley Tucci couldn’t keep his hands off her in between takes while filming The Devil Wears Prada. Hathaway says: “There was this one day where he kept elbowing me in the breast. He... READ MORE

Despite telling Matt Lauer in an interview last week that her marriage to wigger idiot Kevin Federline is “awesome”, reports now say things are not awesome. They’re not awesome at all. The Sun UK says today that Kevin ordered... READ MORE

Both the New York Post and the New York Daily News run pieces today about a new feud between Lindsay Lohan and Sean Combs. Both are about an incident at the New York bar Butter last week after Lindsay... READ MORE

After the box office failure of ‘Bottle Rocket’, a movie he co-wrote and starred in and his first movie with Wes Anderson, Owen Wilson reportedly thought he might never have a career in Hollywood. Wilson says: “The studio said... READ MORE

I don’t know if this is from too much botox or a hex or what, but these pictures of Nicole Kidman stepping out of the grave her home in Sydney yesterday are absolutely terrifying. If a door opens and... READ MORE

In March, representatives for Kevin Federline sent out an email declaring that Kevin planned to help a children’s charity on every stop of the promotion tour he’s doing for his debut album. In part, the email said: “Every city... READ MORE

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I’m not technically a doctor, but I do have a subscription to Juggs, and I’m almost positive a girls nipples aren’t supposed to be down by her elbows like they are on Jennifer Love Hewitt. She’s like 14, and... READ MORE

Some might say that the young people of today are aimless, and they waste their days on playstaions and hula hoops. But then someone like Kevin Federline comes along, and you realize that there’s still a lot of good... READ MORE