I’m not allowed into most Hollywood dance clubs any more because my sexy moves kept setting off the sprinklers, so it’s nice to see that Lindsay Lohan is picking up where I left off. Except here her slinking around... READ MORE

If I were a dealer at a casino, after looking at these pictures of Jessica Biel, I would do that thing were I clap my hands and show my palms, because I’m out. I have no chance here. I... READ MORE

This story sounds like the sort of thing you normally only see in a haunted house, but thanks to weak gag reflex, I could barely even read the whole thing, much less think of some pithy way to intro... READ MORE

Yikes. It’s been obvious for a while that Jessica Alba is losing weight fast, but now you can even count her damn ribs. It was just about a year ago that Alba admitted to an eating disorder, but I... READ MORE

Even though she is now almost three months old, there are still no pictures or public sightings of Suri Cruise, daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Not only hasn’t the public gotten a look, but even close friends... READ MORE

It might not be the greatest idea in the world for Lindsay Lohan to wear a flesh colored spotted bikini. She damn near looks naked. And what master of subtlety picks a bikini with a huge hole shape dead... READ MORE

And now more bikini madness! The huge upside of summer in SoCal, when every hot chick in Hollywood walks around in damn near nothing. Although in this case its just Kristin Cavallari, who for some reason is famous. I... READ MORE

Keira Knightley was the center of attention at the London premier of ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest’ Monday, but maybe not for the reason she planned. Her flimsy gold Gucci dress showed off her unusually thin frame... READ MORE

One of the big set pieces during Madonna’s show on her new ‘Confessions’ tour features a huge disco ball that descends onto the stage, then opens up to reveal Madonna inside. And UFO expert Mike Luckman says the design... READ MORE

It wasn’t my intention to turn the page into some kind of Lindsay Lohan fan site today, but that was before I knew she was gonna bend over with her legs straight in a bikini to pick up her... READ MORE