These pictures show: A: a haunted beach house. 2: someone in a full body cast. $: not an ounce of pigment. Duck: Lindsay Lohan covered in more semen than normal. The correct answer was “A: a haunted beach house”.... READ MORE

The fact is you have 10 girls in your office right now who are all hotter than lots of the famous Hollywood stars before they undergo eight hours of hair and makeup and take 50,000 pictures for a four... READ MORE

One day, Christina Aguilera and her kick ass rack will walk down the street while wearing a bra or at least a shirt that’s not see-thru. Today apparently is not that day. Which is fine with me, by the... READ MORE

Nelly Furtado says she is interested in sex with other girls and believes that people are naturally bisexual. When asked if she’s attracted to other women, Nelly says: “Absolutely! Women are beautiful and sexy! I’m reading a book which... READ MORE

Oprah is not gay – Oprah Winfrey said Monday that she is not gay and any rumors that she is in a sexual relationship with long time friend Gayle King are categorically untrue. Granted, I’ve never heard any of... READ MORE

I apologize, but I’m so bored with Paris Hiltons attention starved antics, I can’t even pretend to care what she does anymore. (if you do, she kisses tubby punk Brandon Davis and says dumb shit like this: “There’s nobody... READ MORE

Uplifting music has lied to me in the past, but I feel pretty good about this infomercial with Lindsay Lohan. Despite all evidence to the contrary, Lindsay apparently used to have problem skin. You can tell because in this... READ MORE

These pictures of Tommy Lee and Dave Navarro sure bring back memories. I can barely count the number of times I was taking pictures with some dude and we decided it would be wild if we wrapped around each... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson’s father Joe has reportedly been spying on Nick Lachey for the last seven months, from when Nick and Jessica announced their separation until June 30th, the day they were formally divorced. One incident occurred last spring after... READ MORE

Avril Lavigne married Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley Saturday before 110 guests in Montecito, California. Avril, 21, and Deryck, 26, have been dating since early 2004 and got engaged in June of 2005. Earlier reports had their wedding set... READ MORE