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OH DEAR GOD NO

August 17, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

This little girls parents need to be dragged outside and beaten immediately.  What kind of junkie delinquent would set their kid this close to Paris Hilton.   I'd rather see my little girl between a mother alligator and her babies.  ... READ MORE

JAMES WOODS IS EASILY SURPRISED

August 16, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

James Woods, 59, has broken up with Ashley Madison, his 20-year-old girlfriend whom he has dated for about 6 months (this chick).  Woods is friends with Madison father, and has known her since she was 5.  Things went bad... READ MORE

UMA THURMAN IS FAT

August 16, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I don't know what the hell Uma Thurman is so happy about.  Oh, wait, it might be because she's made millions as some gorgeous Hollywood beauty despite looking like some kind of goblin.  It's ironic she's stepping out of... READ MORE

KELLY CLARKSON IS DRUNK

August 16, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

This is news to me, but apparently Kelly Clarkson drinks more than just milkshakes, at least according to Page Six: The "American Idol" winner showed up the other night at Hollywood's Key Club for the Metal Skool concert and... READ MORE

KATE HUDSON AND OWEN WILSON?

August 16, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The New York Daily News this morning hints – well, says – that the rumored reason for the sudden split of Kate Hudson and her husband of six years Chris Robinson may be because she fell for Owen Wilson... READ MORE

NICOLETTE SHERIDAN IS … SOMETHING

August 16, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I guess Nicolette Sheridan looks okay for being 55.  Except she's 43.  She looks okay.  I guess.  Her skin is kinda creepy.  Like that monster made out of clay that chased Scooby Doo when he was at the Aztec... READ MORE

NICK LACHEY HAS NO PENIS

August 16, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jessica Simpson is quoted in the Times magazine (whatever the hell that is) saying that her ex husband Nick Lachey … ummm … lets see … how to sugarcoat this … has virtually no penis.  Yeah, turns out there’s... READ MORE

LINDSAY LOHAN IS A HERO

August 15, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I guess I just sort of assumed you other girls knew this already, but if you wanted to get really skinny, and then walk around with your huge breasts hanging out, like Lindsay Lohan, please, feel free.  I can't... READ MORE

ALICIA KEYS IS HARD TO GET

August 15, 2006 | celebrity | colin| 0 Comments

Alicia Keys says she made her boyfriend wait a year for sex because she is “too beautiful” to give herself to someone she didn’t think was special.  Starpulse says: “I made him wait a year because my body is... READ MORE

KATE HUDSON IS SINGLE

August 15, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kate Hudson and her husband, Black Crowes lead singer Chris Robinson, are separating after almost 6 years of marriage.  They have one son, Ryder, who is 2.  Hudson, 27, and Robinson, 39 married on New Years Eve 2000 after... READ MORE

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