The bible says that God only makes people unattractive because they're bad people.  If someone isn't cute, it means they steal and are deceptive.  I wouldn’t know for sure of course because I'm so handsome, but my question is... READ MORE

Can this fug monster do anything that isn't completely creepy.  She can't even flip me off without making my skin crawl, with those stubby little fingers and that cold dead skin.  She could be giving me CPR and I... READ MORE

Shockingly, Kevin Federline's debut last night on the Teen Choice Awards is receiving less than stellar praise from the rap community.  Despite being able to rhyme "superstar" with "superstar", Kevin's mic skills are not taken seriously by those who... READ MORE

Paris Hilton's debut album hits stores today, and no matter what happens now, Paris Hilton will always love Paris Hilton.  Blender magazine asked what she thought about her first record:     "I, like, cry, when I listen to... READ MORE

If you didn't remember Bobby Lee from Mad TV and a half dozen movies before, you're probably going to remember him now.  Because Redban has video of him describing the time he gave his cousin a blowjob when he... READ MORE

IMDb says that Nicole Richie blames stress as the reason she's so skinny, but she understands she has a problem and is trying to put on weight.  Nicole says:   "I've never been diagnosed with an eating disorder. My... READ MORE

Sophia Bush is super hot and all, but did she think she was going to the Teen Choice Awards or to get married.  Get married in the 1800's.  It's an awards show.  In Southern California.  In August.  She looks... READ MORE

Okay, so everyone looked like absolute hell at last nights 'Teen Choice Awards'.  Getting dressed isn’t that hard if you’re a dude, but they all managed to screw it up anyway.  Orlando Bloom wants to be Johnny Depp so... READ MORE

This hasn't even aired yet on the west coast, but I was so excited I had to see if it was on youtube.  And buckle the fuck up, because, yes, it is.  It was actually pretty wily for Kevin... READ MORE

Christina Ricci decided the best way for her to get a role in the movie "Black Snake Moan" was to send sexually explicit photos of herself to the director.  The Sun UK quotes her as saying: “My agent inundated... READ MORE