January 12, 2018 |
crap around the web |
Robert Paulsen|
Ashley Greene aggressive cameltoe of the day (DrunkenStepfather) All the hottest pics of birthday babe Naya Rivera (TMZ) Erika Jordan nipples in wet white t-shirt’s got milk (TaxiDriverMovie) Kimberley Garner gets casual on vacation (Egotastic) Lovely Liza strips off her skimpy lingerie (EgotasticAllStars)...
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January 12, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
In a world where we can never have true equality as long as ebony porn is its own category another young pornstar, Olivia Nova, bites the dust. The world of porn is starting to get deeper than the free...
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January 12, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Lindsay Lohan was short on cash so she leased her body as an alabaster outhouse to the highest foreign bidder. Since her last cinematic flop she managed to flirt with the idea of Islam and an uber wealthy Korean...
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January 12, 2018 |
News |
Elliot Wolf|
Body positivity is feel good code word for the demographic of amorphous individuals that subsidize Planet Fitness’ low monthly fees. It feels like you lose 10 pounds every time you tell people you have a gym membership even though...
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January 12, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Now that women are winning the war against sexual harassment in Hollywood phase two of the master plan involves including the elderly in more roles. Age discrimination and the spectrum of what’s aesthetically acceptable needs to get a little...
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January 12, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
I’ve suspected for quite a while that Rob Lowe is the owner of a hot pink pussy, and he all but confirmed this horrifying image yesterday by getting into a Twitter brawl with a twenty-year-old girl. Yes, the girl...
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January 12, 2018 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Athletes are often asked to comment on outside-of-sports matters to which they have no educational background or intellectual curiosity. It never goes well. It shouldn’t. Dumb models practice fake answers to grown up questions in pageants and they still...
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January 12, 2018 |
celebrity |
Robert Paulsen|
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute is a tribute to the winners! This year, three actresses were awarded Golden Globes for roles in which they went nude, which is a win-win for Mr. Skin! Nicole Kidman took home Best Actress in a Limited...
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January 12, 2018 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Sometimes it’s easy to forget that Diddy and TheWeeknd and LeBron James have a sharper understanding of what’s good for you and your children than you do. Common mistake. As with Dr. Spock in generations before. Also, whoever invented...
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January 12, 2018 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
You have to have a monster ego to want to be President because the process of obtaining the job is perhaps the most dehumanizing endless rounds of trolling ever. And it pays less than McDonald’s fry jobs in Seattle...
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